What type of drunk are you?
The Sloshed Slut – This is the Girls Gone Wild type and typically use (abuse) alcohol to fit in or “loosen” up to bag some action for the night.
The Obnoxious Drunk – You’ve got something to say, and with a any amount of booze, everyone’s going to hear it. Oi Oi Oi!
The Falling-Down Mess – This is the Hasselhoff eating a burger type. Sloppy, disoriented and way to inebriated to operate any motorized or personal body functions. These are the cats that crash out of a bar/party way to early, posted in the gutter outside and ready to relieve themselves anywhere regardless of location or awareness of authoritative figure. If you’re the friend of the Fall-down Mess type, you’re night is ruined too taking care of them.
Celebrity Drunk – Everyone in the room knows your name; but by the end of the night, too many drinks might cost you your fame.
Excessive Drunk – You drink to get drunk and you won’t settle for anything less
Quiet Drunk – You may like to drink, but drinking doesn’t like you. A couple of drinks and you’ll end up in the corner of the room, awkwardly watching everyone else have a good time.
Mellow Drunk – You know when it’s time to stop, or you just have a high tolerance for alcohol. You keep your crazy drinking friends in check and if you haven’t already gone home for your own party, you’re the last to turn the lights out at the current one.